Cannabis is Cheap, Really
Alright, so first I need to set this little story up. So, Iâ€™m on Tinder, yep a forty something year old on a dating site looking for my perfect match. And let me tell you, my perfect match is most definitely someone who partakes in cannabis. Iâ€™ve been in enough relationships to know that if this â€œhobbyâ€ is not shared by both members, things can get dicey pretty fast. So, no thank. And thank you for smoking pot (this is a bumper sticker I have fastened to my fridge door by the way.)Â
So Iâ€™m chatting with this one match. Weâ€™ve been getting along. Iâ€™m even excited to actually meet them. That is, until they ask me what I am doing and I tell them Iâ€™m about to go home and take a few bong rips. And then they replies, aw man, I wish I could do that. So I reply, whatâ€™s stopping ya? Because I mean, this shit literally grows on trees and you can buy it at your friendly Altitude Dispensary
for goodness sake, so whatâ€™s stopping you? And they reply, and Iâ€™m serious here, low on funds.Â
So, Iâ€™m kind of taking this as a giant red flag that a grown ass forty year old doesnâ€™t have enough money to get high. Because, cannabis is cheap, man!
First, letâ€™s talk about all of the options you have. You could buy a preroll
. At Altitude Dispensary these are usually sold in a pack of seven joints for $22.29. This match canâ€™t afford $23! Come on! Red flag, am I right?Â
Next up, flower. Flower is sold by the gram. The gram folks! At Altitude Dispensary those grams
start at just $7.94. Seriously, this match is so low on funds they canâ€™t buy an $8 gram of flower to put in their pipe and smoke?Â
. Altitude Dispensary has a huge variety of these with varying percentages of THC. Most of these come in packages with several edibles. The cheapest will run you $7.17 for a two pack of of Three J Hice Cream Strawberry Cheesecake. Seven dollars. Thatâ€™s it. I mean, thatâ€™s like six pack cheap, well, of not so decent beer anyway. And this person canâ€™t afford it? I meanâ€¦
Then letâ€™s talk about all the other deals and specials Altitude Dispensary offers. First, you can sign up to receive discounts and specials.
Simply enter your email address and theyâ€™ll send you their offers. Also, on their webpage you can click
to see their ounce of the week! These are varying strains for $99 an ounce! Cannabis is cheap. Also on their specials page you can find other deals including a free joint for spending $60 or more in the shop.Â
So, I mean maybe this match is just having a very rough go so that they canâ€™t even spare ten dollars to partake in the joys of cannabis, or maybe they just havenâ€™t been to Altitude Dispensary to see for themselves how cheap cannabis can actually be. I donâ€™t know. Either way, you should check out Altitude Dispensary
because they have products to fit any budget.